“None of that machismo shit.”
FAVE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT?
Anything with funny videos or gym fails
WORST/WEIRDEST SHOW EXPERIENCE?
Seeing multiple penises and wet makeshift shit towels being flung around (Trainspotting).
WHAT VINE DESCRIBES YOU?
Don't have one
WHAT’S THE BEST 2000S BOP?
Lose Yourself - Eminem
WHATS THE MOST USELESS FACT YOU KNOW?
There are a species of shrimp called "Pistol Shrimps" that kill their prey by creating a "bullet" like force with their claws that generates almost as much heat temperature as the sun.
She kinda sucks, but I like her.
Straight and to the point. I like that.
It must suck to raise kids the best way you know how and for them to turn out like dicks.
Was it right? No. Was it wrong? Maybe.
I want to be on that Danny Phantom vibe.
“You thought that was abusive?”
It really was like watching older people try to use slang… or white people trying to use Ebonics (no offense!).
If this isn’t the story of a strong-ass woman, then I don’t know what is.
I never realized that Yelp comments could make such great pop songs.
When I sat down, I was super confused. There was an actor reading her lines off a screen.