Andrew @ 'King Kong' - BITCH, IT’S KING KONG!

What’s it about?

A NYC-set story about a woman who tries to make it in the acting world by any means… even playing sidekick to a massive ape.

My experience.

Okay, so let’s get right into it. By now you should already know imma straight shooter so here it goes:  

Story line = Trash

Overall production/visual effects = Stellar 

You can tell that all the money, time and effort went directly into the production visuals. I mean, this is King Kong, and everyone would expect Broadway to bring out the big guns. And they sure did. 

The story was trash so let’s get that out of the way first. It was just about a girl named Ann Darrow (who, by the way, had a lovely voice) and her dream of becoming a world-renowned actress. She would travel anywhere with her director just to get the perfect on-camera scream.

They would purposely put Ann in positions to scare her so they could record her epic scream. While on this journey, they encountered a gargantuan gorilla named King Kong who Carl Denham (the movie maker) wants to bring back to NYC.

I mean, why would you want to bring a big-ass gorilla to New York City? Wait, imagine a gorilla in Midtown… 😂😂😂. To be honest, I probably wouldn’t even be surprised. I recently heard on the news that a goose got on the train at Prospect Park B/Q station 😂. So hilarious and so New York. I feel like we already have ‘never before seen’ creatures lying around everywhere, and I really feel like humans scare us more than animals at this point, so King Kong’s big ass would’ve just been an extra hot mess.

I sneaked a little video of King Kong at the end. Check out how f$&!ing BIG they were able to make him!

Broadway, ya did THAT! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


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