Christine @ 'Collective Rage: A Play in Five Betties' - The new pussy power play has landed

What’s it about?

The new pussy power play #FlyingPussies4Ever … so many p’s, also these sum crazy Bitc-Betties.

My experience.

First off. Some general lil’ things:

  • I really need to see the new season of Orange is the New Black and I can’t believe it took seeing thee Lea DeLaria in the flesh to realize that! #shamed

  • This one hundred percent made me think of Betty La Fea (OG Colombian Soap opera) for 80% of the show lol

  • Can someone still explain to me what exactly non binary is….? I’m from 1926, sorry.

Look, I’m gonna be honest. The idea of a 'feminist' I’ve had built in is of an angry woman yelling about how horrible men are and just in general complaining about how much it sucks to be a woman. Which, Sis, I get it. Every month there is a reminder of why I’d like to just go comatose for 4-5 days and wake up a new women - I feel ya.

But, as soon as I say the full title, which is:

Collective Rage: A Play in Five Betties; In Essence, a Queer and Occasionally Hazardous Exploration; Do You Remember When You Were In Middle School And You Read About Shackleton And How He Explored The Antarctic?; Imagine The Antarctic As A Pussy And It’s Sort Of Like That

I realized more things:

  • This might not be an angry/complainy (not a word but u get it) feminist 2 hours I’ll have to endure after all. I might even laugh...

  • And I either blacked out on the day that we learned about whoever tf Shackleton is cause I sure as hell don’t know who that dude is, but polar bears are cute #nycpublicskool

  • Also, did they just describe Antarctica as a..vagina? Because, truuuuuu.

As you can tell this was a very cause and effect situation for me. A betty would say some crazy shit (or just be fuckin crazy) and I’d respond with:

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Oh ma guddddd

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i can't breafff

Either or really, no in between.

I mean this show got me googling at types of gender fluid definitions, so much I fell into a hole of fluids - ok that sounds weird, this was googling, not an adult site. Basically, I’m just left wondering how at one point in time we lived with the idea that a woman was just that - a woman and the end. That’s nuts! Now we have so many different types of women that it’s almost overwhelming. But, fuck it, I like being overwhelmed by so much #pussypower 👊👊👊

Now if you want to know a lil’ somethin-somethin about theses crazy ass Betties...my girl Veronica gotchu ;) My ribs still hurt from laughing so hard 😂

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